Chuck Norris used to dig ditches as a young man, this is when the Grand Canyon was formed.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris is the reason Barbie dumped Ken.
Waldo said Chuck Norris isn't cool, that's why he's hiding.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was way to scared to come back.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas".
When Chuck Norris is thirsty he drinks a pint of peanut butter.
Gandalf said "You shall not pass". Chuck Norris said "Try me".
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